Joshua Topolsky only has a few more seconds left before Nilay Patel is exposed for blackboxing Paul Miller's cordless phone, so all we're saying is listen to this episode of This Is The Verge Of My Next Podcast before we're all in the slammer except Paul, who will be too exposed-embarrassed-scandalized-phreak3d 0ut to leave his apartment or even podcast from it.

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