We're all over the map, and you know that.  So it's nice when some news breaks that we can dig deep on, for more than an hour, to make sure we've covered all possible iterations of what might happen with that news, including an exhaustive exploration of exactly who is best suited to play Steve Jobs in Pirates Of Silicon Valley Part Deux: On Stranger iTides.  The moral of the story is it's probably Johnny Depp.

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