It took all of twenty-three seconds for us to go from the seats at the (very brief) Samsung press event to the counters that prominently displayed its new line of cellular-free Galaxy Players 4.0 and 5.0. Both models are pretty light, the screens' max brightness will be more than enough for most any situation, and the TouchWiz-infused Android 2.3.5 seemed snappy enough. Other than that, there's not much to say here; just like previous Galaxy Players, just think "Galaxy Phone (minus the phone)" and you more or less know exactly what you're getting here. More pictures after the break!