Am I the only one who thinks his ideal device still hasn't been produced yet?

I loved the netbooks because of the size and price. I thought the IPADS too expensive but loved the pinch to zoom, and hated the onscreen keyboard.

Long after the first IPAD comes out, the device that I have been waiting for, an Ultra-Thin, Ultra-light laptop, that sports an SSD drive (because once you have gone there, you never go back), with a keyboard and smooth pinch to zoom touch screen, and a built in GPS; still has not come to market. Did I miss a device somewhere?

Is it possible that Win 8 will be the first OS that finally delivers my dream device? Am I the only one that wants and NEEDS this? Overdue IMO.