For The 5th Year In A Row, Apple Wins CES. Before It Starts. Without Showing Up.
Are you ready for CES? I know I am. The PR emails are flowing in and I’m going to respond to every single one of them. I can’t wait to hear about Samsung’s social media stuff. And Vizio’s new thingy. I can’t wait to get my hands on that one thing made by those guys who did that other thing last year that no one bought. It’s gonna be fantastic. So pumped.
No, I’m not going to CES. I’ve never been to CES. I doubt I’ll ever go to CES. Why would I?