Something I thought might be amusing to regular readers

Why does The Verge hate___ so much?

So, I wrote this up in jest in order to appeal to everyone's sense of humor and hopefully calm some of the rabid fanboyism that has brought down the vibe of the site for a few days/weeks. I tried to post it in Meta, but I think it might have been censored for not being obvious enough, so I put a disclaimer on the bottom of the post. Or maybe it was just too stupid to deserve to be here. Either way, hope you enjoy. And if you don't, then I apologize greatly.