We're all paid Microsoft employees.
How many times have you posted somewhere, defending something you like about WP, Windows 8, etc, only to be accused by other posters that you are paid by Microsoft? My examples: I said somewhere that the Windows 8 is very usable with a mouse and keyboard, therefore I'm being paid by Microsoft. I said somewhere that I prefer the integrated all purpose approach of Windows 8 as compared to Apple's form factor specific software, therefore I'm being paid by Microsoft. I said somewhere the Lumia 920's screen is better than the Iphone 5 in almost every measurable way, therefore I'm being paid by Microsoft. I could go on, but suffice it to say that I'm apparently very wealthy in virtual MSdollars.