New earpods don't fit!

I was so excited to hear about the new earpods during the iPhone 5 keynote, but when my nephew picked up a pair and I tried them they fell right out of my ears.. Almost more easily than the original Apple earbuds. This was so upsetting to me that I instantly started bashing that new catchy Ear Shaped commercial, I was in the wrong and immediately apologized to my favorite company, as if they had heard my outrage. All I can think after this terrible, upsetting genetic incident is... What the hell do I do now? Ha

Please tell me there are more of you, like me, out there!?!