iPad Mini, Windows SURFACE, or Nexus 7

So . . there I was on my luch break, minding my own bees wax, reading the Verge. Then, I saw it, the Tablet of all Tablets. Gods gift to nerds. the SURFACE!!! So excited, so thrilled, I clicked the pre order button $499 - I thought to myself "Not bad, let's do it", then the inner droid inside me came out and said "I will come to your house and kill you if you dare purchase that tablet" - I would never get an iPad but I am so tempted for this Surface after seeing the vid for it.



Sincerly: A guy with a Green Robot stalking him . . .