What should I say to Rush Limbaugh about Windows 8???

Well if you do not know rush Limbaugh he is a massively popular syndicated Conservative radio host who is known to be a vehemently Apple guy. Well since I am off tomorrow and there is no way I am getting a Windows 8 tab for maybe a week or so, so I am going to call Rush Limbaugh. He is known for giving away Apple products signed by the maha rushi or elrushbo. SO what would the tribe recommend saying to him?? Top three recommended comments win.