Exclusive! The Full Nexus Range Revealed

Sources familiar with the matter today revealed Google plans to manufacture a complete line of Nexus devices at all form factors between 1 and 16.

When asked "why," Sergey Brin said, "One of our product engineers was feeling particularly OCD and kept mumbling something about 'completeness.' When he came to me, I thought, 'Wow, the number 16 is nifty, so I authorized it.' Also, I'm basically the Bond villain of consumer electronics now, so nobody tells me 'no.'"

Here are the leaked, exclusive details of the new range:

  • Nexus 1 — smartwatch
  • Nexus 2 — fits in your wallet somehow?
  • Nexus 3 — pixi-like qwerty slider
  • Nexus 4 — LG slab
  • Nexus 5 — based on the Galaxy Note II
  • Nexus 6 — can make calls using an included shoe handset (leaked photo)
  • Nexus 7 — $200 Asus tablet
  • Nexus 8 — fits in 5 more rows of emails!
  • Nexus 9 — exclusively used to connect to the Q
  • Nexus 10 — iPad competitor
  • Nexus 11 — can fit four apps at a time, but none of them respond to touch
  • Nexus 12 — perfect for chess!
  • Nexus 13 — this tablet is unlucky
  • Nexus 15 — who are we kidding, this is basically an all-in-one desktop
  • Nexus 16 — competes with the Surface — the original Surface
If you know any further details about the new line, please comment with details.