Congratulations! You made it! We were a little worried you may have become another victim of a certain mapping application (allow Dieter to explain). Anyways, we're glad you're here, and you're just in time for the latest update. Featuring a cutting edge screen with higher host density and an artificial intelligence algorithm that puts Siri and Google Now to shame, the new Verge Mobile Show now answers all your questions before you even ask them!
Disclaimer: This show may not actually answer any of your questions.