Craziest phones in the wild

So, I was at a restaurant today and I was looking around at people using their phones and what not, and I couldn't BELIEVE what I saw.

Only two tables over, I saw a lady using a Verizon LG Intuition.

For those that don't know, the LG intuition is LG's phablet, although instead of a 16:9 aspect ratio at 5 inches like the Samsung Note, it is a 5 inch 4:3 slab. I never thought I would see anyone with that phone out and around.

This got me thinking, what is the craziest phone you've ever seen anyone using that made you think "Wow, I never thought anyone would actually buy, let alone USE that in real life."