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Stories of the day:

• Google delays some Nexus 4 orders by up to three weeks after 'overwhelming demand'
• 'Punch Quest' goes paid after free-to-play failure
• Thieves steal $1.5 million of iPad minis from JFK International Airport
• Spotify to begin rolling out browser-based music app in beta today