Alanis Morissette sings the praises of the Lumia 920

Anybody here can sing? How bout a YouTube rendition.



how bout getting rid of these pages of icons

how bout no more folders when screens fill up

how bout them unholy leather patterns

how bout all that proprietary stuff


thank you nokia

thank you microsoft

thank you for freeing me

thank you live tiles

thank you office app

thank you thank you big screen


how bout seeing appointments on your lock screen

how bout buying a book through the kindle app

how bout waking you up with the camera button

how bout pinning a contact just like that


thank you nokia

thank you microsoft

thank you assembly lines

thank you lumia

thank you heavyweight

thank you thank you brightness


the moment I let go of it was the moment

I got something I could handle

the moment I jumped off of it

was the moment I touched down


how bout no longer being masochistic

how bout driving around with offline maps

how bout taking a picture when sunlight is fading

how bout recording movies with OIS


thank you nokia

thank you microsoft

thank you Xbox music

thank you weather tile

thank you metro style

thank you thank you skydrive


[wailing ensues]