WTF Microsoft?

SOLITAIRE DOES NOT WORK ON SURFACE. ONLY X86 AND X64. NOT GOOD ENOUGH. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
/rage
Other than that, pretty happy with Surface. But after playing the new (awesome) Solitaire on my desktop, I am seriously pissed off it doesn't work on Surface. To play anything other than MS Solitaire on Windows is sacrilegious. Must..... have..... official Solitaire..... OMFG.
//rage
Or am I wrong? Can someone please confirm if I am either crazy or just plain wrong, I cannot find it.