Steve Ballmer and Joe Belfiore New Year Resolutions

I came across the following leak online and found that Steve and Joe have made up some new years resolutions...


  1. To gain more marketshare in China than Apple
  2. Grow my hair longer
  3. Buy an elf suit for next launch presentation


  1. Slam Apple ipad with Surface 2
  2. Re-release Windows 8 in the form of Windows Blue
  3. Get tips from Joe on how to grow more hair
Seriously though what do you think should be Steve's and Joe's new years resolutions?? :)