Steve Ballmer and Joe Belfiore New Year Resolutions

I came across the following leak online and found that Steve and Joe have made up some new years resolutions...

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  1. To gain more marketshare in China than Apple
  2. Grow my hair longer
  3. Buy an elf suit for next launch presentation

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  1. Slam Apple ipad with Surface 2
  2. Re-release Windows 8 in the form of Windows Blue
  3. Get tips from Joe on how to grow more hair
Seriously though what do you think should be Steve's and Joe's new years resolutions?? :)