The World According to David will be out in 2014, chronicling pretty much all the important things in the world, ever. Notable passages include "OMG you guys, this Twix bar is delicious!" and "I can really tell how Ke$ha is maturing as an artist since her debut album." In sixteen volumes, $599.99 in hardback.

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