Fruit Ninja may be one of the simplest games that you could play on a smartphone, but slicing and dicing fruit in real life isn’t quite as straightforward. Filmmaker Scott Winn — no stranger to producing slow motion footage — has managed to capture what we’ve all dreamed of doing: cutting down a barrage of fruit to accompanying dubstep. The hero of the video puts up a valiant fight against pineapples, bananas, and even pumpkins, all while avoiding those tricky bombs in the process. In the end, though, everything comes crashing back down to brutal reality, but this may very well be the closest any of us ever get to becoming a true fruit ninja.