What are your worst / most hilarious old tweets?

So I finally got into my Twitter archive, and my god — I used the service differently in the beginning, and I was way less filtered. Patel Raw, basically.

Thought I'd post some favorites from 2007 and 2008 I found as I clicked around. What are yours?

Womp womp:

Is this weird? IS IT?

A classic Engadget moment, spurred by this post:

Apparently nothing ever changes for me:

Still the same:

Really. Nothing ever changes:

No idea what this means or what happened:

Bold predictions!

Tomorrow's headlines, today!

The eager excitement of youth!

UPDATE: The belt buckle has been retired.

Literally, nothing ever changes — we've been saying this to Josh all this week too!

BONUS: Hahahahahah