Verge Writers, What's Your Favorite Post of All Time?

Hey Guys,

After writing one of the creepiest (yet oddly satisfying) blog posts in my short career, I've got to ask the Verge writers (or non-Verge writers) what your favorite post of all time is! If you've got a piece that is humorous, dramatic or sarcastic, involves the Twilight series or is just one lengthy troll post, share in the links below! For some reason I really enjoy skewering segues and transitions in blog posts, so this is only feeding my addiction. Thanks!