We promise to let you listen to this Vergecast if you promise to not tell anyone about the Social Media Devolution we're storyboarding in conjunction with DARPA, Richard Branson, and the foreign guy who makes the sandwiches taste good at the God Bless Deli right by Josh's house. Our Pinky Swear script is still in beta though so just know that we (i.e. all above mentioned parties and their corresponding security forces) are watching you (when we're not watching VH1 Soul [so we're actually never watching you]).