Can I get the Twitter handle I want?

Like a lot of you, I wasn't able to get my first choice Twitter handle. Instead of @[name], I had to settle for @_[name] and despite my initial disappointment, I got over it. I grew to accept the underscore, and some days, liked it. What really grinds my gears though, is the fact that my first choice username has 0 tweets and isn't following anyone, and has been this way for almost two years.

Dormant Twitter usernames are a common problem and I'd like to think it's on Twitter's to-do list, even if it's not very high. I know it's unlikely, but are there any Verge readers who know how I can nab that handle? Anyone?