Somebody, for pete's sake, make me this phone

Josh and I were talking about this a bit over the weekend: at this point, all the components exist to make the Holy Grail, a perfect phone. Or at least my perfect phone. You just need to steal components from a few different devices.

Somebody, please, I beg you, make me this Frankenphone before I lose my sanity.

Display: HTC One X

Body: Nokia Lumia 900 (cyan)

Processor: Qualcomm Snapdragon S4

Radio: Quadband GSM / EDGE, pentaband 42Mbps HSPA+, 700 / AWS LTE

Operating system: Galaxy Nexus (Android 4.0, stock)

Camera: iPhone 4S

Done. That's not too much to ask, is it?

What'd be inside your perfect phone?