The Vergecasters survive the Vergecast's 27th birthday in style with a two-hour celebration that includes visits from Jim Belushi, the Google Glass Girl, and a newly-discovered adolescent specimen of the quickly-evolving Goöracluan race not-so-subtly disguised as a door-to-door matter generator salesman.

• 00:04:40 - Sources: current Windows Phone devices will not get 'Apollo' upgrade
• 00:08:50 - Microsoft developer evangelist retracts claim that Mango devices will get Apollo
• 00:17:00 - Nokia reports €1.3b operating loss for Q1 2012, sells half as many smartphones as last year
• 00:18:30 - Nokia's Operation Rolling Thunder starts with a whimper
• 00:35:20 - Windows on ARM officially named 'Windows RT,' joins Windows 8, Windows 8 Pro, and Windows 8 Enterprise
• 00:48:50 - Google, Oracle and Java: from a patent spat to a copyright conundrum
• 00:50:45 - Larry Page: Android isn't critical, it's a delivery vehicle for Google services
• 00:55:00 - Larry Page on the stand in Oracle trial: 'We didn't do anything wrong'
• 01:07:02 - T-Mobile's Carly trades dresses for a Ducati in company-wide 'brand refresh'
• 01:12:50 - Concept iida smartphone design from KDDI has 'luxury' analog clock
• 01:23:50 - Space Shuttle Discovery retires to the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum