The tone of the WWDC liveblog is alarming

As a tech nerd, I check out just about every development in tech that I can. I clicked onto the liveblog today to see the Apple take on facebook integration, and what was going to happen with macbook pro's, icloud, etc...

There's no news up yet, but I was pretty alarmed by the excessive excitement going on here. Who's writing it? It sounds like some kind of ridiculous fanboy-esque rant before the show has even started.

"We're now going to position ourselves closer to the door. Our direwolves will be waiting to attack anyone who gets in our way."

A bit much, or should I just cool it here?