There's no denying that toting a 15-inch Retina MacBook Pro will help you stand out to discerning patrons at the local coffee shop. But what if you're looking for something a bit more obvious? Some way to really wear your Apple loyalty on your sleeve?

Pocket-lint points us to this hilarious clothing catalog from the deepest, darkest depths of the '80s, rediscovered by one intrepid imgur user last year. Apple-branded baseball caps? Check. Teal jumpsuits? Check. Popped collars and sunglasses? Double-check. For younger fans, there's even a kids' range, featuring miniature versions of the grown-up outfits.

Sadly, the gear is no longer available, but we're hoping for a 2012 follow-up in classic hipster style — more cardigans and V-necks than polos and short-shorts.