How is Gaem Movie Formed? D:

Video game movies suck.

It's almost universal, actually.

The easiest thing, of course, is to blame Uwe Boll. The next-easiest thing to do is to point out that game stories almost universally suck, with very few exceptions (like Ubisoft games, which seem to either do well or seem ripe for being made into films).

So... film production company comes to you and says "hey, you, make us a video game movie!"

What do you do?