In a world full of "post-PC" and "PC plus" devices, cloud connectivity is a feature that all computing companies are determined to have as part of their ecosystems. The Onion's ever-enlightening Tech Trends recently sat down with HP to talk about the company's plans for the "cloud thing," all of which are sure to leave you speechless. For those unfamiliar with the term, be prepared for a heavy dose of technical jargon.