Anyone up for some Black Ops/MW3 PC?

So! My family went out of town today, and, for whatever reason, decided to take the router with them. That means that most of the games I play on my Desktop PC and 360 are inaccessible. My laptop, however, has Black Ops and Modern Warfare 3 on it, and I'd love to play some co-op with people. Anyone up for a few matches?

I'm ready to play for the next six or seven hours.

My Steam name is DocSeuss.