"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. LTE service activated in the presence of a Queen. I've seen two major companies let a group of nine civilians decide the fate of their intellectual property and millions — if not billions — of dollars. I've watched magazines rise and fall like civilizations. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Okay, time to film a niche daily news recap show."

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