I just realized..

That my LG Optimus ME has specs and traits similar to that of a fake iPhone!

2.8inch screen - Pretty common for clones

Outdated OS - Also a trait of clones

Extremely laggy - Well-known trait of clones

Low storage, RAM - Also a common trit of clones

Barely usable (I can't even find an app that has small-screeners in mind, even Flow Free is scaled down) - Well known trait of clones

In the cheap line -Another trait of clones

No OEM support - Well known trait of clones

So, I guess I need to at least get a Galaxy Pocket/Galaxy Y