I just realized..
That my LG Optimus ME has specs and traits similar to that of a fake iPhone!
2.8inch screen - Pretty common for clones
Outdated OS - Also a trait of clones
Extremely laggy - Well-known trait of clones
Low storage, RAM - Also a common trit of clones
Barely usable (I can't even find an app that has small-screeners in mind, even Flow Free is scaled down) - Well known trait of clones
In the cheap line -Another trait of clones
No OEM support - Well known trait of clones
So, I guess I need to at least get a Galaxy Pocket/Galaxy Y