Big fuzzy iPhone (RE: We found fur in an iPhone Case)
I started this in the comments section of this excellent article but here it is in full:
BIG FUZZY iPHONE
(To be sung to the tune of Joni Mitchell's 'Big yellow taxi')
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
With a Hello Kitty bow
To top off the whole disgrace
Don't let your pet rabbit go
To the CES show floor
On their own
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
They took my Bun-bun
Put her in an Asian booth
To display to the people
And sell to the tackiest of youth
Don't let your pet rabbit go
To the CES show floor
On their own
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
Hey New Star Life
Put away that shaving cream now
Gimme scuffs on my iPhone
But leave me the cute bunnies
Please!
Don't let your pet rabbit go
To the CES show floor
On their own
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
Before last night
I thought CES was fun
'Til "over-manicured booth babes"
Took away my Bun-bun
Don't let your pet rabbit go
To the CES show floor
On their own
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
I said
Don't let your pet rabbit go
To the CES show floor
On their own...
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
They shaved Bun-bun's face
Sewed up an iPhone case
Shooo, hop hop hop hop
They shaved Bun-bun's face
SEWED UP AN iPHONE CASE
Ahahaha
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