Big fuzzy iPhone (RE: We found fur in an iPhone Case)

I started this in the comments section of this excellent article but here it is in full:


BIG FUZZY iPHONE

(To be sung to the tune of Joni Mitchell's 'Big yellow taxi')

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

With a Hello Kitty bow

To top off the whole disgrace

Don't let your pet rabbit go

To the CES show floor

On their own

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

They took my Bun-bun

Put her in an Asian booth

To display to the people

And sell to the tackiest of youth

Don't let your pet rabbit go

To the CES show floor

On their own

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

Hey New Star Life

Put away that shaving cream now

Gimme scuffs on my iPhone

But leave me the cute bunnies

Please!

Don't let your pet rabbit go

To the CES show floor

On their own

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

Before last night

I thought CES was fun

'Til "over-manicured booth babes"

Took away my Bun-bun

Don't let your pet rabbit go

To the CES show floor

On their own

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

I said

Don't let your pet rabbit go

To the CES show floor

On their own...

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

They shaved Bun-bun's face

Sewed up an iPhone case

Shooo, hop hop hop hop

They shaved Bun-bun's face

SEWED UP AN iPHONE CASE

Ahahaha

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