Who ate all the vanilla?

What I want is something like this:

  • HTC phone with body similar to HTC One X or One S.
  • 32 or 64 GB of Storage, with or without SD card. (large storage so you don't have to have SD)
  • Latest fancy Quad-Core CPU really fast, GPU, etc.
  • 2GB RAM or more
  • 3000 or higher mAh battery for good long battery life (non-removable is fine if it's this size)
  • Fantastic camera hardware
  • Vanilla Android (I would be fine if HTC packaged their Camera stuff as an app, not part of the OS)
  • Doesn't have to say Nexus on it.
  • Don't care if it has a fancy name, could be HTC One Vanilla (All Natural)
That's all I want, too much to ask for?

HTC are you listening?

Where did all the Vanilla phones go?

Peace. :)