Verge author Nathan Ingraham has a time machine

Relevant screenshot here:

Since my time zone settings are set correctly (GMT -8:00, ~9:30 PM at the time of posting this), the only other possibility is that Nathan Ingraham has been making use of a time machine to pull articles from the future and make them visible in the present. For some reason, I feel that as qualified as Nathan might be, The Verge should not have access to this sort of technology during this period of history.