Microsoft DOOOOOOMED. Beats Wall Street Expectations in Quarterly Report

MS just released it quarterly statement the consensus forecast projecting EPS of $0.54 on revenue of $17.8 billion. MS beat expectations when it announced a Q1 2014 profit of $0.62 per share on revenue that totaled $18.53 billion. So we all know what this means. MS is DOOOMED. It is an archaic relic that cant survive in the post PC world;.