Venue 8 Pro: Can it Run Bluestacks, Make calls with LTE and connect to hard disc or Pen drive?

Does the Bay Trail has enough to run Blue stacks on it? I guess I saw one of the video when the whole setup of running bluestacks was laggy even on a Ivy Bridge i5 processor.

Venue 8 pro has optional LTE. Does this mean we can make calls using this? This query is pretty dumb but It would be great if we can use it as both phone and a tablet & is particularly useful for old people.

Venue 8 pro looks to me as one must have gadget however I am concerned about the micro-usb port.

Can this be connected to a hard disc using micro usb adapter? I doubt though.