What objects would you like to be artificially intelligent?

Hey Vergers, if you could have anything you own become intelligent, what would it be?

Things like smartphones, cars and houses are fairly obvious answers. I'd like like to see what you guys out there would think about programming intelligence in non-obvious things: for example, golf driver. What if your golf driver could identify when you are swinging correctly via inertial sensors in the driver head or if the club's grip could tell if you were holding it wrong?

What can you guys dream up?