October iPad event

All Things D reports that the iPad event will be October 22, and Jim Dalrymple just confirmed it. What do you guys think will be announced (in terms of definitely, likely, possibly, and wishful thinking)? Here's my list:

Definitely:

iPad 5th Generation that looks more like the iPad mini

New iPad Mini

Likely:

New Retina MacBook Pros with Haswell and better battery life

More details about the Mac Pro

Possibly:

New Apple TV (set top box) with apps

New iPods

Wishful thinking:

New Apple TV (TV set)

iWatch

You're an idiot if you think this is going to happen:

iCar