Bad Puns: How one website's headlines all started sounding absurd

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Yo dudes. What is going on? You doing okay? You might wanna fix this. I mean, I understand this kind of thing in the longform section. But you guys should have a look at just how often your headline writing falls into this awful formula, or rather, how often these articles tend to cluster together on your homepage and look really silly. I think you'll be alarmed.

That's all. Happy Thanksgiving folks.