Verge 2.0: The Keynote Liveblog

Josh keeps saying Verge 2.0 is coming aka fully-responsive redesign of the site. Tomorrow (dec. 12) something is coming but it's not that apparently. When it is due to go live, The Verge should do a keynote.

It should be full of terrible guest appearances and marketing ploys and almost nothing but adjectives. There should be really over-the-top video segments where the design team explains how they even made the edges of the site feel premium and tested several font weights to get it pixel-perfect. There needs to be a staged connection error in a demo. Someone yelling "READERS READERS READERS READERS."

There should also be a liveblog with someone taking photos and another person commenting on how Woz is in the front row and making comments about the music in the beginning.