Mugatu Crazy Pills

Near the end of Zoolander, Mugatu bewilderedly asks the audience if he's on crazy pills. I feel like I'm on crazy pills. When I see Steve Jobs acolytes with their iPhones, iPads, and Macbooks, I want to say: "Can't you see that blue steel, ferrari, and le tigre are the same look?". Why is there an anti-Microsoft culture? Microsoft is simply better. One of my job duties is testing my company's software on the iPad. It's a relatively easy task. However, the apple infection makes me ill. Does anyone else share Mugatu's confusion?