"It crashed."

"What do you mean it crashed?"

"I mean it stopped working. Halfway through."

"Did you try smacking it?"

"Of course I tried smacking it."

"Okay. So... now what do we do? We're in space."

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled space drama to inform you that Adrianne's stealthy subtlety escaped even the production team. We know it's Tuesday. Really.

Now, on to the adventure!

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