Hey, what happened to the coffee maker? Or the pens? Or the silverware? Or the curtains? Or the chargers? Or the chairs? Or the television? Or the conference room table? Or the fridge? Or the laptops? Or the... hello?

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Today's 90 Seconds on The Verge was written by Bryan Bishop. All other video production magic is credited to John Lagomarsino.