Wine for Chrome OS?

Wine is coming to Android, so why not Chrome OS? It makes much more sense as it's a desktop operating system and is much closer to pure Linux.

Maybe Google should fund a Wine project for Chrome OS?

I would be missing a few programs if I moved entirely to Chrome OS like my jar packager, my convert word to kindle program, Steam, and Midi to mp3. Having those available through Wine would really help me jump ship especially since battery degradation has knocked my battery life to less than 2 hours.