Why hasn't the Verge covered this amazing device?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sunoxen/8575870326

I saw this at Costco today, and rushed home to check the Verge to see what score it had received.

Unfortunately, there seems to be not review up for this innovative design. I mean, even Steve Jobs had never considered putting a television inside a football.

All it really needs now is a side holster for nacho cheese, and it will be the most American TV ever made.

Look at all the things it has going for it! Can we request reviews?