Boot Camp for iOS - What are the chances?

Ironically, Apple takes pride in saying that Macs are the best Windows PCs. What do you think are the chances Apple will ever create Boot Camp for iOS, allowing the iPhone to become the best Android phone? Obviously Google would immediately jump on this if Apple allowed it and others would as well such as Ubuntu.

I think chances are slim to none, but just wondering if anyone has thought about this before and if you think Apple will feel pressured to allow Android on the iPhone as Android continues to dominate in marketshare.

I have no interest in doing this I was just wondering, and I'm bored so....Discuss!