I made a quick URL Shortener app for anyone interested.
Since I couldn't find a URL shortener that I liked, I decided to make my own. It has a terrible name and it's stock Holo, but it's simple, easy, and not cluttered. Nor is it covered in ads.
Uses Goo.gl to shorten. Expands goo.gl and bit.ly links to make the web a little less shady. Going to include more expansion api's as I find time.
All that jazz. Hope it's useful for some people.