The Enterprise is dying. Help save it with your best technobabble


The NCC-1701 has just been taken by surprise. Battered, on fire, and falling to a planet below, it's up to you — the chief engineer — to save it. With technobabble.

Will you reroute all power to the forward deflectors? How about varying the phasing harmonics using transdimensional energy? Nobody knows the answer, except you. Save the Enterprise in the comments below.

Update: If you need to cheat, check out this handy Technobabble generator. (thanks, kenshin138!)