Each member of The Vergecast team is being processed for immortality. While Paul recovers from his conversion and Joshua prepares for his, join newly minted android Nilay (that's lowercase android, yes) as he learns to cope with his new powers and responsibilities. It'll be a sight to see!

P.S. No, Paul and Josh are not actually having surgery. They're not actually going to be immortal — yet. Also we are having technical difficulties with David Pierce from all the way in Los Angeles, stay tuned!